純美蘋果園
TRPG討論區 => 研討區 => 主题作者是: aland 于 2007-09-10, 周一 16:15:55
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引用了很多人对各种与D&D有关的事物的各类评价/经验等...
当然,多数都很搞笑...
例如...
We are the COPS(Character Optimizers)
You will be Optimized...
Resistance is futile
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Here’s a quote from a campaign I was in a while back. At the time, it seemed hilarious.
DM: In the center of the room, you see two massive chests.
Me: I like massive chests.
(语言果然是门博大精深的学问...
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Player- "So, I wonder what would happen if I turned a Bag of Holding inside-out?"
DM- "........A voice from the Gods cries out 'Why the hell didn't I think of that?' and all Bags of Holding disappear from the world."
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更多详情请看
http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t...91&page=1&pp=30 (http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=499491&page=1&pp=30)
http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=596804 (http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=596804)
另外,好孩子不要进这个版哟 :em020
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Originally Posted by EvilDuck
"Repent from thy sinful ways! Cleanse yourself from the two-level fighter dip! Turn your back upon the devil and his Divine Metamagic!"
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Posted by Rhonin_The_Big
How many idiots can there be?
Some say that there's one out of three.
If psionics are broken to thee
You're the dee-dee-dee!
And if you are a dee
Go play a psion or three.
Cuz than you'll finally see
you play d & dee-dee-dee!
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Originally Posted by Wizard Random
Posted by Veneficus
DM: "It is dark."
Player: "I light a tindertwig."
DM: "You see a dragon."
Player: *gulp* "I blow out the tindertwig."
DM: "So does the dragon. Make a saving throw."
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Originally Posted by darksamuari
*Repeatedly punches orc in the face*
"Stop hurting people!"
*Throws orc across room*
"You have to respect other beings!"
*Picks orc up and tosses him threw a window*
"Like me!!!"
Vow of peace is so much fun.
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Posted by Kojiro Games
I'm so very depressed....
A dwarf fighter's thief skills -
Open Door: Boot.
Pick Lock: Bash.
Pick Pocket: Mug.
Climb Walls: Rope.
Hide in Shadows: No.
Move Silently: As If.
Find/Remove Traps: Ouch.
"I go into the tavern and drink some ale".
"Roll to see if you find the tavern. Roll to see if you walk there without tripping. Roll to see if the waitress notices you. Roll to see if you manage to lift the glass. Roll to see if you can move the glass to your mouth."
下面这个很经典...
Vecna: -i sneak into your city-
Lady of Pain: (Dude, you can't..you're a god)
Vecna: (no, i snek in cuz i gots mad skillz)
Lady of Pain: (I see.)
Online Host: Vecna has been banned from the room.
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Posted by Warwinner
secretary: sir, our campaign balance is going to be thrown out the window soon
some designer: why ?
secretary: sir in complete champion we let barbarian trade his first level class ability for pounce
some designer: yes, is that the problem ?
secretary: No, do you remember we gave the erudite the ability to swap their first level feat for "convert spell to power"
some designer: is that the problem
secretary: No, now all the commoners in the world have come and are willing to swap their entire first level to get something similar in power
some designer: uh... no they're npc's it's impossible
secretary: but the fighter's have come with them